United States

Our Shipping Rates are as follows…

$6.95 for orders under $45
Free for orders over $45
(5-7 business days)

Priority Shipping $20
(2-3 business days)

Express Shipping $35
(1 Business Day)

Orders ship within 1 business day if received by 1pm EST
If Item is back ordered, order will ship 1 business day once in stock


$25 to Canada for orders under $125
Free for orders over $125
(7-10 Business Days)

$35 to UK
(3-10 Business Days)
$45 to France, Germany, Italy, Spain
(3-10 Business Days)
$55 to the rest of Europe
(5-15 Business Days)
$75 to the rest of the world

Above Rates may be subject to change. All International shipments are subject to custom delays. We may not prepay all custom fees or local/country specific taxes and fees.

Returns and Refunds

We seek nothing less than a fully satisfied alpha. We want our lions full, fed, and happy. Please contact us immediately if that is not the case. (email)

Return Period
Every Alpha must draw a line in the sand. We gladly accept all returns for a full credit, exchange, or refund up to 30 days after your purchase. Later than that will be at the discretion of the King of the jungle who is fierce, loyal, respectful, and understanding but, unpredictable.

Return Shipping
You are responsible for return transport of the product you purchased (unless we dropped the ball). We recommend returning the product to us in an unconventional way. For example, returns via motor cycle, hang glider, surf board, Hummer, Armored car, raven, navy seal, a bartender with a beer, and a beautiful bad ass Lioness are all acceptable and preferred over USPS, UPS, or Fed Ex. Our Return address is subject to change as the CIA, FBI, and Democrats are trying to make Alphas extinct. Don’t worry, we will get you our location once it is safe and secure.

After receiving your return, we will either issue you store credit, an expedited replacement item with complimentary shipping, or a full refund to your credit card within 3 business days. If you receive a refund your purchase will not be eligible for any rewards that were earned.

If you have any other questions, please do not hesitate to Contact Us.

We are always here and want to make it right. Remember, Real men don’t run from anything but, handle it…